2006 Archive: The Bus Driver
“Step behind the white line! I can’t see the passengers in this gloom!” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing… Read More »2006 Archive: The Bus Driver
2006 Archive: The T-Pain Fan
One, but the bulb has to be tuned with Auto-Tune. Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Truth
Shakira says her hips don’t lie, which is great because my back is definitely telling some painful truths after trying to dance like her. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Hips Don’t Lie” Truth
2006 Legacy: The “Unfaithful” Rihanna
She’s playing the piano and feeling guilty. It’s a very dramatic year for R&B. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Unfaithful” Rihanna
2006 Vintage: The “Wind It Up” Gwen
She’s yodeling over a Sound of Music sample. Gwen Stefani is officially in her “experimental” phase. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Wind It Up” Gwen
2006 Legacy: The Rocky Balboa Training
He’s eating raw eggs again. I tried it; I just got salmonella. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The 2006 BlackBerry Pearl
It has a trackball! I’m rolling my way through my emails like a pro. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The 2006 BlackBerry Pearl
2006 Vintage: The Andre Agassi Farewell
Why were there no dry eyes at the US Open? Because the man who started his career in a wig and neon spandex retired as… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Andre Agassi Farewell
2006 Classic: The 2006 Ryder Cup
Why was Ireland so green? Because Europe demolished the US for the third time in a row, and Darren Clarke played through the tears to… Read More »2006 Classic: The 2006 Ryder Cup
2006 Legacy: The Juventus Relegation
Why was the biggest club in Italy in the second division? Because the Calciopoli scandal sent them to the “basement,” but Del Piero stayed to… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Juventus Relegation