2021 Vintage: The WandaVision Fan
One, but the bulb keeps changing its aesthetic from 1950s black-and-white to 1990s neon. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global… Read More »2021 Vintage: The WandaVision Fan
2019 Legacy: The New England Patriots’ “Last” Title?
Why was Super Bowl LIII so boring? Because the Pats won 13-3 in a defensive struggle that made everyone miss the 1990s. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The New England Patriots’ “Last” Title?
2018 Classic: The “Stryker” A1 Upgrade
Why the new hull? Because the “Flat Bottom” was great for 1990s parades, but “V-Shape” is the only way to survive the 2018 commute. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Stryker” A1 Upgrade
2014 Classic: Normcore Fashion
Why was being “boring” trendy? Because in 2014, we decided that dressing like a 1990s tourist was the height of sophistication. Part of the 33… Read More »2014 Classic: Normcore Fashion
2014 Archive: The Sofia Vergara Pedestal Joke
Why the controversy? Because putting her on a rotating pedestal was either the peak of irony or the peak of 1990s logic in the middle… Read More »2014 Archive: The Sofia Vergara Pedestal Joke
2012 Classic: The Wii U GamePad
Why was the man using a TV remote in the lobby? Because he thought he could play Nintendo Land on the hotel’s 1990s television. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Wii U GamePad
2011 Classic: The “Social Media” Intelligence
Why were analysts on Facebook? To find out what the revolutionaries were planning, since the “Official Channels” were still using 1990s fax machines. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Social Media” Intelligence
2008 Classic: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Broken Dreams’. That’s a pre-existing condition for everyone born before 1990.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash &… Read More »2008 Classic: The HMO
2005 Archive: The My Name is Earl
A guy walks in with a list of all the people he’s owed drinks to since 1990. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The My Name is Earl
2005 Archive: The “Inertial Navigation” vs. GPS
Why were we still getting lost? Because in 2005, the GPS would tell you exactly where you were, but the 1990s paper map would tell… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Inertial Navigation” vs. GPS