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1995 Archive: Ross Perot

Why was the man with the charts still talking? Because in 1995, he still had a lot of graphs to show us about that “giant sucking sound” coming from the south.

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/27/1996 11:29It really whips the llama's ass!
@DVD_Collector09/03/2000 14:29Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/04/2001 12:14Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Nsync_Justin09/26/2015 01:20Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Neo_The_One07/11/2006 21:28I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Blade_Runner_201910/05/2007 20:02All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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