2005 Classic: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Tim Burton)

Why were the kids afraid of Johnny Depp? Because his version of Willy Wonka looked like he was about to give them a nightmare instead of a candy bar.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »

Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »

In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »

Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »

Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

@Full_House_Michelle06/14/2000 04:07You got it, dude! Very funny.

@CSS_Master_9902/10/2002 13:17Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Pi_Mathematics10/21/1995 22:31Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Celebrity_DM04/17/2012 17:55Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Space_Jam_Lola08/15/2014 00:57Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Bill_Ted_Excell09/30/2008 22:48Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/21/2006 00:39I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Mondo_Media_X11/16/2000 04:51Top tier web animation humor!