The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announcement PDF sent via email because the secretary finally discovered how to export a digital text… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition

The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief at a proposal to post church updates on a micro-blogging platform, asking, “Who can… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update

A parish prayer group starting an instant messaging thread, which immediately descends into chaos when a senior member accidentally floods the chat with animated stickers… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion

Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read his Sunday homily off his sleek new augmented-reality glasses, only for the lenses to freeze on… Read More »2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze

A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being completely interrupted because the wireless microphone at the altar picks up a clear transmission of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept

A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket getting temporarily wedged between the narrow wooden armrests of an old family pew while trying to… Read More »2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge

The parish council installing an artificial intelligence reception system at the rectory front door, which accidentally locks out the senior pastor because the facial recognition… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom

Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology

The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirelessly cast a biblical animation from her new smartphone to the smart TV, while the… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare

A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the collection because an usher’s new hand-held biometric donation device repeatedly failed to process an… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic