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1995 Vintage: Candice Bergen’s Retirement

 Why did she stop submitting herself for Murphy Brown? Because after five wins, she realized that if she won one more time, the other nominees might actually stage a coup on the red carpet.

Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Frasier, Friends & ER’s First Shift” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop07/28/1995 18:16Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Hercules_Xena07/25/2015 22:31By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Campus_King03/24/2002 14:42The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/03/1999 07:29FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Web_2_0_Fan07/01/2002 04:38This is the future of humor!
@Hashtag_Master08/17/2005 06:17#funny #joke #retro #90s

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