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2009 Legacy: Best Rap Song

Why “Lollipop”? Because the Grammys finally admitted they like candy.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
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2025 Legacy: Best Rock Song
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2025 Legacy: Best Producer
Why Dan Nigro? Because he’s the secret architect behind every "sa...read more »
2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness11/10/2013 16:30I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@USB_Pioneer02/18/2015 14:09Plug and Play laughter!
@RoboCop_9011/28/2009 10:45Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Bill_Nye_Fan01/08/2001 13:17Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Top_Gun_Maverick10/13/1999 15:43I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Animated_Mail_G11/26/2011 00:46The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Slashdot_Effect10/13/2000 07:46We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Frag_Master_9912/19/1998 00:30Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

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