2002 Classic: The Camera Phone Fail
“I took a picture of my dinner!” “It looks like a crime scene from an 8-bit video game. Delete it.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Classic: The Camera Phone Fail
2001 Legacy: The Shrek Fan
“What are you doing in my swamp… and why is it so dark?!” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Shrek Fan
2001 Vintage: The Flash Mob Simulation
Why did the gym teacher look so defeated? Because during the fitness run, half the class stopped to do the synchronized dance moves from the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Flash Mob Simulation
2001 Vintage: The Queer as Folk Snub
Why was it ignored? Because the Academy was still a little too “traditional” for Showtime’s revolution. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Queer as Folk Snub
2000 Legacy: The Cordless Microphone Static
The pastor’s closing prayer being interrupted by loud, crackling interference from a nearby baby monitor or a passing truck radio. Part of the 34 Religious… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Cordless Microphone Static
2000 Legacy: The First Text Message
Why did the lawyer hate SMS? Because it’s too hard to include a 3-page disclaimer in 160 characters. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The First Text Message
2000 Archive: The Gone in 60 Seconds
“That’s my nickname in the bedroom.” “Because you’re fast?” “No, because that’s how long it takes for my wife to fall asleep after the lights go out.”… Read More »2000 Archive: The Gone in 60 Seconds
2000 Classic: Best New Age Album
Why Celtic Solstice? Because the year 2000 was the peak of people wanting to feel “mystical” while sitting in traffic. Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2000 Classic: Best New Age Album
1999 Archive: The Billy Crystal Absence
Why wasn’t he there? Because after 1998, he needed a year off to recover from the Titanic‘s wake. Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Billy Crystal Absence
1999 Vintage: The Pencil
Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharp. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified