2000 Archive: The Dot-Com Crash
“My portfolio is like my love life. It peaked in March, and now it’s worth about three cents and a stale bagel.” Part of the 53 Adult… Read More »2000 Archive: The Dot-Com Crash
2000 Archive: The Kursk Submarine Disaster
Why was Putin criticized? Because he stayed on vacation while the sub was at the bottom of the sea, proving that the “New Russia” had… Read More »2000 Archive: The Kursk Submarine Disaster
1999 Legacy: The Trash
Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Trash
1999 Legacy: The Galaxy Quest Truth
This is the best Star Trek movie that isn’t actually a Star Trek movie. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Deep Impact
Another asteroid movie. I told her the world is ending. She said, “Not until you finish the laundry.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Deep Impact
1998 Classic: The European Central Bank
Why was the ECB founded in ’98? To give Europeans a central place to go and complain about why their bread is suddenly more expensive… Read More »1998 Classic: The European Central Bank
1998 Vintage: The “Goodbye” Spice Girls
It’s the end of an era. The girl power is dimming, and the boy bands are waiting in the wings like hungry wolves. Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “Goodbye” Spice Girls
1997 Vintage: The Courtroom Air
Why is it so cold in courtrooms? Because of all the “chilling effects” the defense has on the truth. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Courtroom Air
1997 Classic: The Screener
The answering machine is our gatekeeper. We sit in silence in the dark listening to her mother leave a three-minute message about her cat. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Screener
1997 Classic: The “Rachel” Haircut (Part 2)
Why do the 1997 photos look like 1995? Because Friends still ruled the world, and hairdressers didn’t know how to do any other style. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The “Rachel” Haircut (Part 2)