2001 Archive: The TV-PG Rating
Why the jokes? For a year where the censors were working overtime to keep the “Sopranos” vocabulary off the broadcast. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2001 Archive: The TV-PG Rating
2001 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Ritual
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating element around a stiff shoulder and refusing to move from the armchair until the final bonus round of Wheel of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Ritual
2000 Archive: The Shandy
A guy orders a Shandy and asks for a “low-bandwidth version.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition… Read More »2000 Archive: The Shandy
2000 Classic: The Choice
“What do you want for dinner?” “Anything.” “Sushi?” “Too raw.” “Steak?” “Too heavy.” “Nothing?” “Why are you being mean?” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2000 Classic: The Choice
2000 Legacy: The Duck
Why did the duck put its head in the sink? To settle its “bill.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Duck
2000 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m a muralist. I’m just part of the room. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The “Smart” Mines
Why are they “Smart”? Because they can tell the difference between a tank and a cow, though the cow still isn’t invited to the party.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Smart” Mines
1999 Vintage: The Hungry Clock
Why did the man eat his watch? It was very time-consuming. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Tab
A guy says, “Put it on my tab, I’ll pay you in the next century.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Archive: The Tab
1998 Classic: The Buffy Fan
One, but the bulb turns out to be a demon in disguise. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Classic: The Buffy Fan