2021 Vintage: The Suicide Squad (Starro)
Why was there a giant starfish on the roof? Because James Gunn proved that even pink space monsters have feelings, and Harley Quinn still knows… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Suicide Squad (Starro)
2021 Classic: The Britney’s Freedom
Why was the traveler celebrating? Because #FreeBritney actually worked, and now the world felt like a slightly better place to fly. Part of the 49 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Britney’s Freedom
2021 Archive: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2020 Legacy: The Peloton Cult
Why was the manager breathing so hard? He didn’t run to the meeting; he just did a 20-minute “Power Climb” in his basement before logging… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Peloton Cult
2020 Legacy: The Rain
I’m “pouring” another drink. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Godzilla
King of the Monsters: I told her I’m the King. She reminded me that we live in a democracy and she’s the Speaker of the House.… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Godzilla
2019 Legacy: The New England Patriots’ “Last” Title?
Why was Super Bowl LIII so boring? Because the Pats won 13-3 in a defensive struggle that made everyone miss the 1990s. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The New England Patriots’ “Last” Title?
2019 Classic: The Black Hole Budget
Why did the accountant post the photo of the Black Hole on the fridge? Because he wanted to show the staff where the annual bonuses… Read More »2019 Classic: The Black Hole Budget
2018 Archive: The Halloween
Michael Myers is back. I told her I’m wearing a mask too. She said, “It’s called ‘denial’ and it’s not a costume.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Halloween
2018 Vintage: The QR Code
Why did the blonde try to play chess with a QR code? She thought it was a new “ultra-complex” game board. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Vintage: The QR Code