2018 Vintage: The QR Code
Why did the blonde try to play chess with a QR code? She thought it was a new “ultra-complex” game board. Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Vintage: The QR Code
2018 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Otto
2018 Archive: The Halloween
Michael Myers is back. I told her I’m wearing a mask too. She said, “It’s called ‘denial’ and it’s not a costume.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The Halloween
2017 Classic: The Bodybuilder
“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘holding the world up’ like Atlas.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bodybuilder
2016 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Moana! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lettuce
2016 Archive: The Sing Auditions
Why was the karaoke so competitive? Because the movie made us think that every pig, gorilla, and porcupine in town had a recording contract. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Sing Auditions
2016 Classic: La La Land
Why were they dancing in traffic? Because in 2016, Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling convinced us that jazz and sunset tap-dancing could cure a bad… Read More »2016 Classic: La La Land
2015 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
Why did the U.S. arrest the soccer officials? To prove that the only thing more corrupt than a “Political Action Committee” is a “Soccer Tournament… Read More »2015 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
2015 Vintage: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my Kylo Ren impression. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Cheese
2014 Classic: Normcore Fashion
Why was being “boring” trendy? Because in 2014, we decided that dressing like a 1990s tourist was the height of sophistication. Part of the 33… Read More »2014 Classic: Normcore Fashion