2022 Classic: The 2022 Airfryer Supremacy
I haven’t used my actual oven in six months. If it can’t be airfried, it’s not food. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The 2022 Airfryer Supremacy
2021 Classic: Meta (Rebranding)
Why was Mark Zuckerberg’s ghost so weird? Because he claimed he wasn’t a ghost, but an “avatar in the Metaverse,” and he tried to sell… Read More »2021 Classic: Meta (Rebranding)
2021 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2019 Vintage: The Water
I’m “streaming” everything on my phone. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Hard Drive
2019 Archive: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had more ‘paranormal’ potential.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition… Read More »2019 Archive: The Ghost
2018 Legacy: The Tiger Woods “Sunday Red” in Georgia
Why were the ratings so high? Because Tiger led the British Open for a few minutes and we all realized we weren’t ready for a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Tiger Woods “Sunday Red” in Georgia
2018 Classic: The Cloud
I’m “storing” my progress. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The “Very Large Water” (Legacy)
Why were we still talking about it? Because the 2018 hurricane season reminded us that “Ocean Water” is still very, very wet. Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Very Large Water” (Legacy)
2018 Vintage: The Slender Man
I told her I’m the Slender Man. She said, “You haven’t been ‘slender’ since our wedding day, Greg.” Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Slender Man