2018 Legacy: The Tiger Woods “Sunday Red” in Georgia
Why were the ratings so high? Because Tiger led the British Open for a few minutes and we all realized we weren’t ready for a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Tiger Woods “Sunday Red” in Georgia
2018 Classic: The Cloud
I’m “storing” my progress. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The “Rockstar” Post Malone
He’s feeling like a rockstar, and I’m feeling like a guy who really needs a nap and a haircut. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Rockstar” Post Malone
2017 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
Why did La La Land win? Because they made a modern L.A. look like a 1950s postcard. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
2017 Vintage: The Fyre Festival Suit
Why did the lawyer love the Fyre Festival? Because “luxury villas” turning into “emergency tents” is the kind of contractual breach that pays for a… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fyre Festival Suit
2016 Archive: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for Team Mystic. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a notification chime.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys “Catch or No Catch”
Why was Dez Bryant so mad? Because the refs ruled his catch in the playoffs wasn’t a catch, starting a five-year debate about what a… Read More »2014 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys “Catch or No Catch”
2013 Archive: Ariana Grande (The Way)
Why was she singing so high? Because in 2013, she arrived to tell the world that she had the voice of Mariah Carey and the… Read More »2013 Archive: Ariana Grande (The Way)
2012 Vintage: The London Olympics Spice Girls
The only thing more impressive than the athletes was seeing five women on top of black cabs proving that 1996 will never truly die. Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The London Olympics Spice Girls