2021 Legacy: The Meta Quest 2 Owner
One, but they keep hitting their hand on the real ceiling while trying to reach the virtual one. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Meta Quest 2 Owner
2020 Classic: The “Socially Distanced” Change of Command
Why were the 2020 ceremonies so awkward? Because nothing says “Authority” like a General standing six feet away from everyone, saluting a computer screen on… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Socially Distanced” Change of Command
2020 Vintage: The “Hydroxychloroquine” Craze
Why was the President promoting a malaria drug? To prove that in 2020, a “Medical Degree” was less important than a “Good Feeling” about a… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Hydroxychloroquine” Craze
2020 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Mike Lindell? For proving that “leading man” is not a title you can buy with a coupon code. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2020 Legacy: Worst Actor
2020 Classic: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into puzzles. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: Childish Gambino’s Absence
Why did “This Is America” win everything while Donald Glover stayed home? Because the song was so powerful it didn’t even need its creator in… Read More »2019 Vintage: Childish Gambino’s Absence
2019 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-three consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2019 Vintage: Liquid Death
Why was everyone drinking water from a tallboy can? Because 2019 made “murdering your thirst” a marketing masterpiece for people who like heavy metal and… Read More »2019 Vintage: Liquid Death
2019 Classic: The Greta Thunberg Staredown
Why was the UN summit so tense? Because the only thing more powerful than a “Presidential Decree” is a Swedish teenager with a death stare.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Greta Thunberg Staredown
2018 Vintage: The Apple $1 Trillion Milestone
Why did it matter? Because it proved that a company that makes phones is worth more than most of the countries those phones are being… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Apple $1 Trillion Milestone