2012 Archive: The 4G LTE “Battery Drain”
Why was the phone so hot? Because “High Speed Data” in 2012 meant the battery lasted exactly 45 minutes. Part of the 80 Office Groaners:… Read More »2012 Archive: The 4G LTE “Battery Drain”
2012 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Luke
2012 Legacy: The Selfie Stick
She bought a selfie stick. Now she can take photos of her “disappointed face” from a much wider angle, capturing me failing in the background… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Selfie Stick
2012 Classic: The Wi-Fi
Why did the blonde try to catch the internet with a net? She heard it was “wireless” and flying through the air. Part of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Wi-Fi
2011 Archive: The “Green Lantern” CGI Mask
Why was it mocked? Because it looked like someone drew on Ryan Reynolds’ face with a green highlighter. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Green Lantern” CGI Mask
2011 Archive: The Winnie the Pooh (2011) Fan
“Oh, bother. The light is gone.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: Worst Director
Why Dennis Dugan? For directing both Jack and Jill and Just Go with It, officially becoming the Razzie’s MVP (Most Valuable Problem). Part of the 41 Razzie Awards… Read More »2011 Archive: Worst Director
2011 Classic: The Planking Craze
A guy is lying face down on the dinner table. His wife asks, “Are you okay?” He says, “I’m planking! It’s the latest trend!” She says,… Read More »2011 Classic: The Planking Craze
2010 Classic: The “Double Rainbow” Video
Why was the cousin crying at the backyard? He saw a rainbow and kept asking, “What does it mean?!” until someone gave him a cookie.… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Double Rainbow” Video
2010 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Marines
Why did they stay in Helmand? Because “Marines don’t retreat, they just attack in another direction”—usually toward more dust. Part of the 36 Military Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Marines