2005 Archive: The USB 2.0 Hub
Why did the hotel desk look like a power plant? Because you had to charge your camera, phone, MP3 player, and PDA at the same… Read More »2005 Archive: The USB 2.0 Hub
2005 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Country Buffet Strategy
2004 Legacy: The “Body Armor” Shortage
Why did parents have to buy vests for their kids? Because the “Most Powerful Military in the World” had a “Backorder” on “Staying Alive.” Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Body Armor” Shortage
2004 Classic: The Killers
A guy asks, “Are we human, or are we dancer?” The bartender says, “You’re drunk, and you’re a bad singer.” Part of the 77 Bar… Read More »2004 Classic: The Killers
2004 Legacy: The Motorola V505
Why was everyone taking “selfies” (before they were called selfies)? Because the flip phone had a mirror on the outside so you could see your… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Motorola V505
2001 Vintage: The Outlook Express
Why was the inbox so messy? Because 2001 was the year “Stationary” (templates) made every email look like a birthday card. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Outlook Express
2001 Vintage: The Cursor
I’m a leader. I’m just “pointing” the way. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The Razor Scooter Craze
Why was the sidewalk a danger zone? Because every kid in America had a foldable aluminum scooter that was specifically designed to destroy the ankles… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Razor Scooter Craze
2000 Classic: The Wood
I’m a tree. I’m just “barking.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The CD Player Skit Stall
The youth group drama performance freezing in place because someone bumped the prop table, causing the sound effects CD to repeat the same half-second loop… Read More »2000 Archive: The CD Player Skit Stall