2021 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran “=” (Equals)
Why the “Bad Habits”? For Ed trading the acoustic guitar for a vampire outfit and 80s dance-beats. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Ed Sheeran “=” (Equals)
2020 Classic: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Chlorine” cocktails? (Wait, HR said that joke is too dark—let’s stick to the Sourdough). Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2020 Classic: The New Year Toast
2019 Legacy: The Minecraft Renaissance
Why did the computer lab technician look so confused? Because ten years after its debut, a massive wave of nostalgia hit the senior class, and… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Minecraft Renaissance
2019 Archive: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for Captain America. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2019 Legacy: The Boeing 737 MAX Grounding
Why did the planes stop flying? Because it turns out that letting software “correct” a pilot without telling him is a great way to make… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Boeing 737 MAX Grounding
2018 Vintage: The Sophie “Oil of Every Pearl’s…”
Why the “Ponyboy”? For the late visionary who was literally building the future of pop music out of digital latex and neon. Part of the… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Sophie “Oil of Every Pearl’s…”
2017 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the atmosphere so awkward? Because everyone was busy checking their phones to see if Moonlight had actually won or if it was all… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
2016 Classic: The Laptop “Fan Noise”
Why did it sound like a jet engine? Because the “Skylake” processor was trying to render a 140-character “Live Tweet.” Part of the 69 Office… Read More »2016 Classic: The Laptop “Fan Noise”
2016 Vintage: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was an “AR Specialist,” which meant he had to walk the partner’s phone around the park… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Internship