Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent-green copy paper so that no family can claim the serious budget warning got lost among regular… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
She’s doing a “What’s in my bag” video, but it’s just her pulling out my overdue bills and showing them to the camera. Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The TikTok (Part 3)
I can now see digital zombies in my actual living room. My cat is not impressed by my “Mixed Reality” combat moves. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The 2023 Meta Quest 3
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
One, but they have to use hot dog fingers to screw it in. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere Fan
I’m “stable” enough for a viral post. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why did teachers and nurses quit? Because you can’t pay a mortgage with “clapping on a balcony” or “thoughts and prayers.” Part of the 36… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Great Resignation” (The Sequel)
Why was the 2022 urban legend so powerful? Because when you’re fighting a superpower, a “Mythical Ace” in a MiG-29 is a much better “Force… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Ghost of Kyiv”
We’re back in Westeros, the dragons are bigger, and everyone has a wig that looks like it was made from very expensive white silk. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The House of the Dragon Wigs
Why was the “Atlas Lion” roaring? Because they became the first African team to reach the semi-finals, proving that defense and a lot of passion… Read More »2022 Archive: The Morocco World Cup Run
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