2021 Legacy: The Jeff Bezos Space Flight
Why was the firework show so “Billionaire-chic”? Because Jeff Bezos went to space in a cowboy hat, making our small backyard rockets look like a… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Jeff Bezos Space Flight
2020 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Kabul
Why the pay cut? Because even a mercenary can’t charge “Hazard Pay” for sitting in a room with a bottle of Lysol. Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Contractor” in Kabul
2020 Vintage: The Queen’s Gambit Effect
“I’m a chess prodigy now!” “You just lost to a computer on ‘Easy’ mode while drinking a martini. Sit down, Anya Taylor-Joy.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Queen’s Gambit Effect
2019 Vintage: The Sharpiegate Map
Why did the President use a marker on a hurricane map? To prove that in 2019, the weather doesn’t follow the laws of physics—it follows… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Sharpiegate Map
2019 Vintage: The Chernobyl HBO
Why did everyone go to Ukraine? Because the show made “3.6 roentgen” and “not great, not terrible” the official travel quotes of the year. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Chernobyl HBO
2019 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
2017 Vintage: The Detective
“The bulb didn’t burn out. It was a victim of the ’27 Club’.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Detective
2017 Vintage: The iPhone X (Face ID)
Why was Dad struggling to unlock his phone? Because after three helpings of turkey and a nap, his “food coma face” didn’t look anything like… Read More »2017 Vintage: The iPhone X (Face ID)
2017 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch… Read More »2017 Archive: The Hatch
2016 Archive: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Cake