2013 Archive: The Macklemore (Thrift Shop) Fan
“I’m gonna pop some bulbs… only got 20 dollars in my pocket…” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Macklemore (Thrift Shop) Fan
2013 Archive: The Joaquin Phoenix Nomination
Why was he there for The Master? To prove that he can look intensely uncomfortable in a tuxedo for four hours and still be the… Read More »2013 Archive: The Joaquin Phoenix Nomination
2012 Archive: The Tablet
Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing. Part of the 67… Read More »2012 Archive: The Tablet
2011 Vintage: The Lady Gaga (Born This Way) Fan
“I’m on the right track, baby, I was born to… screw this in.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Lady Gaga (Born This Way) Fan
2011 Vintage: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my thoughts into a caption. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 46… Read More »2011 Archive: The RAM
2010 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why “The Entire Cast” of The Last Airbender? Because the chemistry between the actors was as cold as an iceberg in the Southern Water Tribe. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
2009 Legacy: The “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” Burn
Why Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker? For a romantic comedy that had all the warmth of a frozen dinner. Part of the 38 Razzie… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Did You Hear About the Morgans?” Burn
2009 Archive: Minecraft (Classic)
Why was the nephew obsessed with blocks? Because the very first public version of Minecraft was out, and he was building a 1:1 scale replica… Read More »2009 Archive: Minecraft (Classic)
2009 Legacy: Best Rap Song
Why “Lollipop”? Because the Grammys finally admitted they like candy. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Legacy: Best Rap Song