Why was the security so tight? Because in 2000, their marriage was more protected than the gold in Fort Knox—mostly to keep the paparazzi from… Read More »2000 Legacy: Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding
Why was the tech guy talking to himself? Because he had a flashing blue light on his ear and looked like he was being controlled… Read More »2000 Classic: The Bluetooth 1.0 Launch
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be “on time” for the new millennium. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Clock
Why did the employee scream? His mom picked up the phone while he was downloading the Y2K patch. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dial-up Disconnect
Why did the school uniform policy suddenly get revised? Because after the “…Baby One More Time” music video dropped, every girl tried to wear knee-high… Read More »1998 Archive: The Britney Breakthrough
Why the parting of the sea? For a DreamWorks animation that was so epic it made Disney’s A Bug’s Life look like… well, a movie… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Prince of Egypt Scale
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. It’s “timeless” advice. Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Broken Clock
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Ghost’s Diet
The beautiful, loud ringing of the grandfather clock in the church lobby chiming so loudly at noon that it completely drowns out the closing announcements.… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Grandfather Clock Chime
Tuesday night is spent circling shows in a digest-sized magazine like I’m planning a tactical military strike. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The TV Guide Ritual
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