The beautiful, loud ringing of the grandfather clock in the church lobby chiming so loudly at noon that it completely drowns out the closing announcements.
Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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