2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Musical
“Our relationship is like the new Joker movie.” “A dark thriller?” “No, it’s a musical that nobody asked for and we’re both just singing different songs at… Read More »2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Musical
2023 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of innovator. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The “Girl Math” and “Boy Math” Trends
Why did D.C. study them? To figure out if “Government Math” (spending money you don’t have) was a trend they could finally monetize on TikTok.… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Girl Math” and “Boy Math” Trends
2022 Vintage: The “Snake Island” Response
Why was the radio message to the Russian warship the quote of the year? Because it proved that “Tactical Defiance” is the only universal language… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Snake Island” Response
2021 Archive: The Sourdough Bread Communion
The pastor sighing heavily during the announcements, thanking the congregation for their support but asking parishioners to please stop bringing homemade sourdough bread to the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Sourdough Bread Communion
2021 Vintage: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why “Rain on Me”? Because Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande gave us a dance anthem when we couldn’t even go to a club. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
2020 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Empty”? Because 2020 was the year we stopped “projecting” and started “praying.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
2019 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Mustache
2019 Legacy: The Queer Eye Emotions
Why did the Fab Five cry? Because in 2019, crying over a “French tuck” was perfectly acceptable behavior. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Queer Eye Emotions
2019 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Mikey