2000 Archive: The Tiger Woods
“I want to be like Tiger Woods.” “A champion golfer?” “No, I just want people to stop talking when I’m trying to focus on my beer.” Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The Tiger Woods
2000 Vintage: The Nokia
I dropped my Nokia 3310 on my husband’s foot. The phone is fine, but he’s been limping for three days. Our marriage is temporary; that… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Nokia
2000 Classic: The Transition of Power
Why was the 2000 transition so awkward? Because the Clintons were moving out, the Bushes were moving in, and the Gores were still looking for… Read More »2000 Classic: The Transition of Power
1999 Classic: The Cruel Intentions Stepsiblings
Why the drama? For teaching a generation of teens that being rich, bored, and related is the perfect recipe for a dramatic 90s soundtrack. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Cruel Intentions Stepsiblings
1999 Legacy: Hugh Grant
Why was he in Notting Hill? Because in 1999, he was the only man alive who could look that awkward and still get the girl and… Read More »1999 Legacy: Hugh Grant
1999 Archive: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “millennium bug.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Bug
1999 Classic: The Digital Archive
Why did the lawyer print out his emails? Because he didn’t trust any technology that didn’t have a physical paper trail for “discovery.” Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Digital Archive
1999 Legacy: The Eyes Wide Shut
“Let’s try something from that Tom Cruise movie.” “What, wearing masks and being confused for three hours?” “Basically.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Eyes Wide Shut
1999 Legacy: The Neon Sign
The “Open” sign flickers. A guy screams, “IT’S STARTING!” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Neon Sign
1998 Vintage: The Google Search Distrust
Watching a grandchild type a question into a brand-new website called Google and declaring that no computer program could possibly know more than the heavy… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Google Search Distrust