2001 Classic: The Kamikaze
A guy orders a round and says, “To the future!” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Classic: The Kamikaze
2000 Archive: The “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” Part 2
Why did it return? Because the Republicans finally figured out that the best way to win was to just stop counting in Florida. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” Part 2
2000 Classic: The “Teenage Dirtbag” Anthem
Wheatus just described my entire high school experience in four minutes. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The “Rock DJ” Video
Robbie Williams took off his skin? I didn’t need to see that during my lunch break. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Rock DJ” Video
2000 Archive: The CD-R Mix Title
Writing a highly specific title like “SUMMER VIBES 2000” on a blank disc with a permanent marker and praying it wouldn’t skip in your portable… Read More »2000 Archive: The CD-R Mix Title
1999 Classic: The Space Bar
Why did the blonde go to the computer for a drink? She heard it had a “Space bar.” Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1999 Classic: The Space Bar
1999 Legacy: The Mall Rat
“Is there a Hot Topic in this dark hallway?” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Digital Watch
Why did the accountant buy a calculator watch? He wanted to “crunch numbers” while checking the time. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997… Read More »1997 Classic: The Digital Watch
1997 Legacy: The “New Labor” Victory in the UK
Why was Bill happy for Tony Blair? Because he finally had a “cool” friend in Europe who understood that “The Third Way” wasn’t just a… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “New Labor” Victory in the UK
1997 Classic: The Eraser
I’m a corrector. I’m just rubbing it in. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified