2020 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Parasite win? For proving that a peach can be a more effective weapon than a semi-automatic rifle. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Best Original Screenplay
2020 Archive: The “Breaking Me” Topic
Topic and A7S. 2020 is 40% German deep house. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with my delivery driver. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The “Banana Bread” Craze
Why did the house smell like overripe fruit? Because if you didn’t bake at least ten loaves of banana bread during lockdown, were you even… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Banana Bread” Craze
2018 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” playing since season one. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Robin Hood Remake
I told her I’m stealing from the rich. She said, “Steal some time from your video games and give it to the chores.” Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The Robin Hood Remake
2018 Classic: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Classic: The Chip
2017 Classic: The “La Remontada”
Why was Paris Saint-Germain crying in March? Because after winning 4-0 in the first leg, they lost 6-1 to Barcelona in the final seconds, creating… Read More »2017 Classic: The “La Remontada”
2017 Archive: The Instagram Influencer
Why did the lawyer sue an influencer? For “fraudulent use of filters” that led his client to believe a budget motel was a 5-star resort.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Instagram Influencer
2017 Archive: The Westworld Visuals
Why technical wins? Because recreating a robot theme park costs more than the GDP of a small country, and the Emmys respect a high price… Read More »2017 Archive: The Westworld Visuals