2004 Archive: The “Alexander” Length
Why was it a joke? Because three hours of Oliver Stone’s history lesson felt longer than the actual conquest of Persia. Part of the 35… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Alexander” Length
2004 Vintage: The Ghost’s Money
Where do ghosts keep their savings? In a “dead” deposit box. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Ghost’s Money
2004 Vintage: The Muse “Hysteria” Bassline
Why the fuzz? For the riff that every bass player in the world tried to learn in their bedroom in 2004. Part of the 42… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Muse “Hysteria” Bassline
2003 Classic: Worst Picture
Why Gigli? Because it’s a film that failed so spectacularly it became a verb for “massive box office bomb.” Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: Worst Picture
2003 Legacy: The Camera Phone
A guy tries to take a picture of his beer. The bartender says, “It’s 2003, pal. That photo will be so blurry it’ll look like… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Camera Phone
2002 Legacy: The Final 2002 Task
Why did the employee bring a “Green Screen” to the office? He wanted to pretend he was working from a tropical beach. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Final 2002 Task
2002 Legacy: The Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan
“By the way… I tried to change the bulb today.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Transplant
“We’re ready for the liver transplant. Do you have the ‘Unlock Code’ from your insurance?” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells… Read More »2001 Archive: The Transplant
2000 Classic: The “Magnolia” Frogs
Why didn’t the Academy give an award for “Best Rain of Amphibians”? Because they weren’t ready for Paul Thomas Anderson’s version of the Bible. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Magnolia” Frogs
2000 Classic: Final Fantasy IX
Why was it so “old school”? Because after two games of brooding teenagers, Square went back to mages with pointy hats and reminded us why… Read More »2000 Classic: Final Fantasy IX