2002 Archive: The Keyboard
I’m a pianist. I’m just looking for “space.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The XXX Action
Vin Diesel is an extreme sports spy. Because being a regular spy was apparently too boring for 2002. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2002 Vintage: The XXX Action
2002 Legacy: The South Park Snub
Why ignored again? Because the Academy is still afraid Eric Cartman will show up and roast the entire front row. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2002 Legacy: The South Park Snub
2002 Vintage: Linkin Park’s Debut
Why did they win Best Hard Rock Performance? Because they were the first band to make “screaming about your feelings” sound like something you could… Read More »2002 Vintage: Linkin Park’s Debut
2001 Vintage: The Corporate Ethics
What is “Corporate Ethics” in 2001? A 500-page manual that no one reads, written by a lawyer who was paid $1,000 per page. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Corporate Ethics
2000 Vintage: The Ethics Exam
Why did the law student fail the 2000 ethics exam? He wrote that “truth” is whatever the highest bidder says it is. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Ethics Exam
1999 Archive: The Detective
“The filament didn’t just break… it was snapped from the inside!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Lewis Hamilton Karting
Why were people whispering his name? Because a 14-year-old kid was winning everything in sight, and Ron Dennis was already checking his contract. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Lewis Hamilton Karting
1999 Legacy: The Cruel Intentions Moral
If I’ve learned anything, it’s never to trust anyone with a cello case or a secret journal. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Cruel Intentions Moral
1998 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Roger Moore in Spice World? For proving that being a former 007 doesn’t grant you immunity from bad pop-music movies. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »1998 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up