Why the laser beams? Because “Crunk” officially took over the world, and if you didn’t hear “OKAY!” or “WHAT!” in 2004, you weren’t actually alive.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Usher, Lil Jon & Ludacris “Yeah!”
Why were the executives stretching? Because 2004 was the year “Wellness” became a mandatory corporate buzzword. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004 “RAZR… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Corporate Retreat “Yoga”
She brought a white glove to the house. I told her we don’t do magic tricks here. She said, “The only magic trick here is… Read More »2004 Archive: The Cleaning
Why were politicians ignore Mark Zuckerberg in 2004? Because they thought a website for rating Harvard students’ faces was less dangerous than a Sunday morning… Read More »2004 Classic: The Launch of “TheFacebook”
Why was the orchestra so brutal? Because the show was so long that by the end, no one remembered who won at the beginning. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The 30-Second Rule
Why was the big red guy filing his horns? Because Ron Perlman made “grumpy demon” a relatable mood for anyone who had to work on… Read More »2004 Classic: Hellboy
Why Arif Mardin? Because he was the secret architect behind the Norah Jones “Quiet Revolution.” Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones… Read More »2003 Classic: Best Producer of the Year
Why was Mom walking into the kitchen so dramatically? Because “Crazy in Love” was playing, and she couldn’t help but do the “uh-oh, uh-oh” strut… Read More »2003 Classic: Beyoncé
Why was the coffee shop in the terminal so sad? Because everyone knew the show was ending and they were looking for a “Rachel” at… Read More »2003 Archive: The Friends Finale
The American Idol runner-up is singing about being a stalker, but the melody is so nice we all ignored it. Part of the 69 Observational… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Invisible” Clay Aiken
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