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2004 Archive: The 30-Second Rule

Why was the orchestra so brutal? Because the show was so long that by the end, no one remembered who won at the beginning.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Arrested Development, The Sopranos’ Final Throne & Angels’ Clean Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber03/20/2005 09:14So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Web_Master_Flex05/21/2004 01:22I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Dial_Up_King02/10/2002 15:02Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Cheers_Norm12/04/2001 12:21Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Pirate_Bay_9911/15/1996 11:03Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Heathers_Winona02/10/2011 03:12Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@StrongBad_Mail02/05/2004 08:05I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Streamer_Pro_9909/25/2009 12:03Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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