She asked Google, “How to mine Bitcoin using a son-in-law’s brain?” Google replied, “Error: Insufficient processing power found.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Google (Part 15)
“Red light! Green light!” “If you stop walking in the middle of the grocery store one more time, Dave, I’m going to ‘eliminate’ you from the shopping… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Squid Game Red Light
Why were they all so mean? Because in 2021, we realized that being a billionaire means never having to say “I love you” unless it’s… Read More »2021 Classic: Succession (Season 3)
Why did the US Open end early for Novak? Because he accidentally hit a line judge with a ball, proving that 2020 could knock out… Read More »2020 Classic: The Novak Djokovic DQ
The parish prayer circle starting an instant messaging group, only for it to descend into chaos when an elder accidentally sends a giant animated thumbs-up… Read More »2020 Archive: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
One, but she takes a selfie with the burnt-out bulb and becomes a French influencer overnight. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 –… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Emily in Paris Fan
Why was this the funniest moment of the year? Because Rudy Giuliani gave a press conference about voter fraud next to a crematorium and an… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Four Seasons Total Landscaping”
“You’re on mute.” “Can you hear me now?” “Your screen is frozen.” 2010 had the vuvuzela; 2020 has the soundtrack of technological incompetence. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Mute Button Struggle
Why no big acting wins? Because the voters finally ran out of tissues and decided to vote for comedies instead. Part of the 37 Emmy… Read More »2018 Legacy: The This Is Us Crying Game
Why were there tiny fabric donuts everywhere? Because for $29, the boss decided that every cubicle needed a spy that could tell you the weather… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Google Home Mini
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