2017 Classic: The Office Kombucha
Why did the lawyer sue the office tap? For “failing to provide a billable-grade fermented experience.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative… Read More »2017 Classic: The Office Kombucha
2017 Vintage: The Lady Bird Realism
Why was Sacramento the star? Because Greta Gerwig proved that a teenage girl’s greatest enemy isn’t a villain—it’s just her mom and the fact that… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Lady Bird Realism
2017 Vintage: The Kyrie Irving Trade to Boston
Why did he want to leave LeBron? Because he wanted to prove he could be the “man,” leading to a trade that gave us the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Kyrie Irving Trade to Boston
2017 Archive: The “Information Operations” Bot-Wars
Why was 2017 the year of the “Troll”? To prove that a 19-year-old in a basement can do more “Strategic Damage” than a specialized commando… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Information Operations” Bot-Wars
2017 Vintage: The Google Home Mini
Why were there tiny fabric donuts everywhere? Because for $29, the boss decided that every cubicle needed a spy that could tell you the weather… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Google Home Mini
2017 Legacy: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I’m just ‘Mining’ in my sleep.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Sleep Study
2016 Classic: The Assassin’s Creed
“I’m entering the Animus to see my ancestors!” “Your ancestors were farmers, Kevin. They’d tell you to stop playing games and go outside.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Assassin’s Creed
2014 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “Holy Grail”? Because Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake are the only two people allowed to compare fame to a religious relic. Part of the 39… Read More »2014 Classic: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2013 Classic: The 23andMe Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the DNA kit? For “unauthorized disclosure of a client’s genetic predisposition to being sued.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2013 Classic: The 23andMe Suit
2012 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Robot-Assisted Surgery.’ They said, “Only if the robot has a PhD.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya… Read More »2012 Classic: The Insurance