1999 Legacy: The Sofia Coppola Legacy
Why were people still talking about The Godfather III? Because compared to Jar Jar, she was starting to look like Meryl Streep. Part of the 34… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Sofia Coppola Legacy
1998 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some soda! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Archive: The Robin
1998 Archive: The Checkbook Ledger Gridlock
Halting a supermarket checkout lane of fifteen people to meticulously write out a paper check for a single bottle of prune juice, then waiting to… Read More »1998 Archive: The Checkbook Ledger Gridlock
1997 Vintage: The Rotato
My husband is obsessed with the “Rotato.” He spent an hour peeling one potato with a crank-handle machine. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Rotato
1997 Legacy: The Jeff Gordon Dominance
Why was NASCAR “boring”? Because the “Wonder Boy” was winning everything in the #24 car while looking like he was still in high school. Part… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Jeff Gordon Dominance
1996 Archive: The Braveheart
I shouted “Freedom!” while taking out the trash. My wife reminded me through the window that I’m still married. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1996 Archive: The Braveheart
1996 Archive: AOL 3.0
Why couldn’t anyone check the football scores? Because Mom was “on the World Wide Web” looking up a pie recipe, and the 28.8k modem sounded… Read More »1996 Archive: AOL 3.0
1996 Vintage: The Military Laptop
Why did it weigh 20 pounds? Because “Ruggedized” in 1996 meant “We took a normal computer and encased it in lead and spite.” Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Military Laptop
1996 Legacy: The Dishes
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Dishes
1995 Classic: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you if you leave! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: The Alpine