2005 Archive: The Dust
I’m “settling” into a rhythm. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: American Dad Premiere
Why was there an alien in the attic? Because in 2005, Seth MacFarlane realized that Family Guy needed a cousin with a wig collection. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: American Dad Premiere
2005 Legacy: The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a musician? A “bark-o-lin” player. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Little Dog
2005 Classic: The YouTube Birth
Someone just uploaded a 19-second video of an elephant’s trunk. I’m not sure why I’m watching this, but I have a feeling I’ll be doing… Read More »2005 Classic: The YouTube Birth
2004 Vintage: The Doom 3 Lighting
Why was the IT room so dark? They said they were “saving electricity,” but they were really just hiding from the demons in Doom 3. Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Doom 3 Lighting
2004 Vintage: The Catwoman Suit
Halle Berry in leather. The movie was a disaster, but the costume department clearly had a budget. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Catwoman Suit
2004 Vintage: The Sony PSP
Why was the teenager ignoring the Louvre? Because he could play Ridge Racer in the palm of his hand, and Mona Lisa didn’t even have 60 frames… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Sony PSP
2002 Legacy: The MP3 Player
I’m a music fan. I’m just “digital-ly” frustrated. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The East Timor Independence
Why was May 20th special? Because the world got its first new country of the millennium, proving that if you wait 27 years and have… Read More »2002 Legacy: The East Timor Independence
2001 Archive: The AI Movie
We watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence. My wife asked if I’d love her for two thousand years. I said, “Let’s see if we make it to Tuesday… Read More »2001 Archive: The AI Movie