2008 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million heroes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Launch of Tumblr
Why was the blog so short? Because David Karp realized we had a lot of “vibes” but not enough words for a real blog, starting… Read More »2007 Archive: The Launch of Tumblr
2007 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen”… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
2007 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” waiting for this since the 90s. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Housing Bubble Creak
Why were the 2007 economists so calm? Because they thought a “Subprime Mortgage” was just a fancy way of saying “The house always wins,” until… Read More »2007 Archive: The Housing Bubble Creak
2006 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 1996.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Wall”? Because we spent the whole year building barriers, hoping that if we just stayed behind them long… Read More »2006 Legacy: The 2006 Final Vibe
2005 Legacy: Kanye West & Hurricane Katrina
Why was Mike Myers so uncomfortable? Because in 2005, Kanye West went off-script on live TV and taught the world that a teleprompter is just… Read More »2005 Legacy: Kanye West & Hurricane Katrina
2005 Archive: The DVD Remote Input Abyss
Accidentally pressing the “Input” button on a new silver remote control and spending forty-eight hours staring at a blank screen because you think the local… Read More »2005 Archive: The DVD Remote Input Abyss
2004 Archive: The Dan Rather Memo Scandal
Why did the CBS anchor retire? Because he learned that in 2004, a “Blog” could fact-check a “Legend” in under thirty minutes. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Dan Rather Memo Scandal