Why were the stadiums so beautiful? Because Poland and Ukraine hosted a tournament where Spain dismantled Italy 4-0 in the final, sealing their status as… Read More »2012 Vintage: Euro 2012 in Poland & Ukraine
Why The King’s Speech? Because the Grammys love a movie where people talk their way to victory. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Score Soundtrack
I’m “infecting” the timeline with 2011 humor. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the protesters stay in Zuccotti Park? To prove that in 2011, you could change the national conversation about the “1%” just by having… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Occupy Wall Street” Tents
Why was it a target? For being a parody of Twilight that was somehow even less funny than the actual Twilight movies. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Vampires Suck Parody
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Skateboard
“You’re 20% blood, 80% ‘2009 Fear’.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was Captain Phillips a hero? Because he proved that American diplomacy works best when it’s backed up by three Navy SEALs with very clear… Read More »2009 Classic: The Pirates of the Maersk Alabama
Why was the nerd holding a “T-Mobile G1”? He wanted to show he was “Anti-Apple,” even if it meant having a phone with a physical… Read More »2008 Archive: The Android Debut
I’m “one” in a million heroes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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