2019 Vintage: The Post Malone
A guy walks in with face tattoos. The bartender says, “You look like a desk in a detention center. Want a Bud Light?” Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Post Malone
2018 Classic: Halloween (2018)
Why was Michael Myers so angry? Because it had been 40 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis was finally waiting for him with a basement full… Read More »2018 Classic: Halloween (2018)
2018 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Matching Khaki Directory
2018 Legacy: The “Borer” Submarine (Russia)
Why was Putin showing off “Poseidon” nuclear torpedoes? To prove that Russia’s 2018 strategy was basically: “If we can’t win the surface, we’ll just turn… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Borer” Submarine (Russia)
2018 Classic: The Coffee Bean
Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Classic: The Coffee Bean
2017 Legacy: The “Fake News” Awards
Why did the President host his own awards show? Because he wanted to make sure that “Pulitzer Prizes” had some competition from “Twitter Polls.” Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Fake News” Awards
2017 Legacy: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but only if it’s activated charcoal-infused.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2017 Archive: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2017 Classic: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: The Cookies
2016 Classic: The Little Star
Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Little Star