2005 Legacy: The Madagascar
“I like to move it, move it.” My husband says this every time he helps me rearrange the furniture. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Madagascar
2005 Archive: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a promotion? It “swept” the competition. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The “War on Christmas”
Why did this start in 2005? Because cable news realized that arguing about “Happy Holidays” vs. “Merry Christmas” was a great way to fill the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “War on Christmas”
2005 Classic: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into this vlog. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The MP3 Storage Suspicion
Looking at an early thumb-sized music player and flatly refusing to believe it holds a thousand songs because you cannot physically see any gears or… Read More »2005 Classic: The MP3 Storage Suspicion
2005 Classic: The Facebook (High Schools)
Why was the younger sister so excited? Because “TheFacebook” just expanded to high schools, and she was finally “Verified” as the most popular person in… Read More »2005 Classic: The Facebook (High Schools)
2004 Classic: The 2004 Razr Battery
It’s so thin the battery lasts about 12 minutes if you actually try to make a call. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The 2004 Razr Battery
2004 Vintage: The “W” Victory
Why was the 2004 map so red? Because the President convinced the middle of the country that a “Mountain Bike” was more relatable than a… Read More »2004 Vintage: The “W” Victory
2004 Archive: The Final 2004 Joke
Why did the employee cross the road? To get away from the boss who kept saying “You’re Fired!” for no reason. Part of the 74… Read More »2004 Archive: The Final 2004 Joke
2004 Archive: The Password
I’m “keeping” my secrets behind a wall. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified