2004 Classic: The 2004 Razr Battery
It’s so thin the battery lasts about 12 minutes if you actually try to make a call. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The 2004 Razr Battery
2004 Legacy: The Flickr Launch
Why was the designer uploading photos of his lunch? He called it “Photo Sharing” and said it was the future of social interaction. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Flickr Launch
2003 Archive: The DVD Chapter Selection Abyss
Getting trapped in the main menu loop of a rented movie and watching the same ten-second music clip repeat for an hour because nobody can… Read More »2003 Archive: The DVD Chapter Selection Abyss
2003 Classic: The “Camera Phone” Growth
Why did all the photos look like they were taken through a fog? Because 0.3 megapixels was the “gold standard” for 2003 selfies. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Camera Phone” Growth
2002 Archive: The Dark
I’m a shadow. I’m just “dim.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Nokia Thumb Prayer
Watching three teenagers sitting in the back row during the sermon, furiously typing 160-character text messages to each other using only their thumbs on a… Read More »2002 Classic: The Nokia Thumb Prayer
1999 Legacy: The USB Flash Drive
Why did the IT guy throw away his floppy disks? He found a 8MB stick that cost $50 and felt like the future. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The USB Flash Drive
1999 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why James Gandolfini’s loss? Because Ed Asner and the voters thought Dennis Franz’s “NYPD Blue” veteran status was still more intimidating than a New Jersey… Read More »1999 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
1998 Legacy: The Pokémon
Every kid on the block is looking for a “Pikachu.” My wife is looking for a husband who remembers to pick up the dry cleaning.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Pokémon
1998 Archive: The Bee
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive… Read More »1998 Archive: The Bee