2023 Classic: ChatGPT Toasts
Why was Grandpa’s toast so… perfect? Because he secretly asked an AI to write a “heartfelt Thanksgiving speech in the style of a 1940s newsreel… Read More »2023 Classic: ChatGPT Toasts
2022 Classic: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “Judgmental Sensors.” I told her she’s sitting on them. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle &… Read More »2022 Classic: The Airbag
2022 Archive: The Adam Project
Why was Ryan Reynolds talking to his younger self? Because in 2022, Netflix realized that if you have enough 80s nostalgia and snarky dialogue, people… Read More »2022 Archive: The Adam Project
2021 Vintage: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a crypto-wallet to the funeral? To “sweep” the deceased’s digital assets before the heirs could find the private keys. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Inheritance
2021 Archive: The Sleep Study
“You talk in your sleep.” “What do I say?” “You keep whispering, ‘Am I muted? Can you hear me?’” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: The Sleep Study
2020 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts individually wrapped?” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
Why “Higher”? (The tribute to Nipsey continued, showing that “The Marathon” truly never ends). Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes: The 2020 “Bad Guy &… Read More »2020 Legacy: Best Rap/Sung Collaboration
2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian “Baby Yoda” (Still)
His name is Grogu, but he will always be Baby Yoda to my heart and my toy shelf. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Mandalorian “Baby Yoda” (Still)
2018 Legacy: The Elon Musk “Funding Secured” Tweet
Why did the SEC sue him? Because $420 is a great number for a joke, but a terrible number for a legal document about a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Elon Musk “Funding Secured” Tweet
2018 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2018 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept