2018 Legacy: The Mission Impossible 6
“I’m jumping out of a plane!” “You got scared of a spider in the bathtub this morning, Tom Cruise. Stay on the ground.” Part of the 52… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Mission Impossible 6
2018 Archive: The Ocean’s 8 Met Gala
Why the sandwich? For proving that a heist is much classier if it involves Anne Hathaway being meta and Cate Blanchett wearing a green velvet… Read More »2018 Archive: The Ocean’s 8 Met Gala
2017 Archive: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of gamers. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad
Why was 2017 so “peaceful”? Because Kendall Jenner showed us that you can solve all of the world’s complex social problems just by handing a… Read More »2017 Vintage: Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad
2017 Vintage: The Google “Lens”
Why was the manager pointing his phone at a stapler? He wanted the AI to tell him it was a “stapler” just to feel like… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Google “Lens”
2017 Classic: The Jumanji Sequel
Why was the traveler afraid of his own game console? Because the movie showed him that “Welcome to the Jungle” meant turning into The Rock… Read More »2017 Classic: The Jumanji Sequel
2016 Classic: The Apple vs. FBI Case
Why wouldn’t Apple unlock the iPhone? To prove that “Privacy” is a product feature, not just a suggestion from the Bill of Rights. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The Apple vs. FBI Case
2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Comeback
Why were people finally admitting they liked Justin Bieber? Because he released three bangers in a row and we all had to collectively apologize. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “What Do You Mean?” Comeback
2015 Classic: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Wearable Tech Analyst,” which meant he had to count how many times the partner’s… Read More »2015 Classic: The Internship
2014 Vintage: The 25th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall
Why was it a bittersweet celebration? Because as we celebrated the end of one wall, we were busy arguing about building three more. Part of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The 25th Anniversary of the Fall of the Berlin Wall