2023 Archive: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a recursive loop. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Napoleon Movie
“I’m a brilliant military strategist!” “Strategize how to get the kids to bed by 8 PM and then we’ll talk about your empire.” Part of the 55… Read More »2023 Classic: The Napoleon Movie
2023 Legacy: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Email
2022 Vintage: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer “accidentally” share his screen showing a high-priced jet brochure? To show the other side he “needed” the settlement. Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Negotiation
2022 Legacy: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I have ‘Long-Boredom’.” “You mean ‘Long-COVID’?” “No, I’m just still tired of my own house.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Second Opinion
2022 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech Lift”
Why was it so vertical? Because our hands have evolved into claws from holding phones, and we need a mouse that understands our pain. Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech Lift”
2021 Archive: The Amazon “Astro” Robot
Why was there a screen on wheels following the CEO? Because he paid $1,000 for a dog that can’t bark but can definitely record everything… Read More »2021 Archive: The Amazon “Astro” Robot
2021 Classic: The Olivia Rodrigo Driver’s License Tears
The music teacher being completely overwhelmed by fifteen middle school girls crying hysterically while singing a dramatic pop heartbreak anthem during talent show auditions. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Olivia Rodrigo Driver’s License Tears
2020 Vintage: The Robert Lewandowski FIFA Best
Why was the Ballon d’Or cancelled? Because France Football thought goals didn’t count during lockdown—luckily, FIFA disagreed and gave Lewy the “Best” trophy he deserved. Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Robert Lewandowski FIFA Best
2019 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2019 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect