2017 Vintage: The “Dilly Dilly” Guy
“A new bulb! Dilly Dilly!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2017 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2016 Vintage: The Mad Max Sweep
Why did Mad Max: Na drodze gniewu win 6 Oscars? To prove that you don’t need a complicated plot if you have enough explosions, a… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Mad Max Sweep
2016 Legacy: The Wireless Microphone Battery Trap
The liturgy coming to a sudden halt because the sound technician forgot to charge the wireless receiver, forcing the lector to read the text by… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Wireless Microphone Battery Trap
2016 Archive: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with childhood dreams. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The 2015 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the “Birdman” flew, the “Sound of Music” returned, and the 2015 Oscars reminded us… Read More »2015 Archive: The 2015 Final Oscars Vibe
2015 Legacy: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 3. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years—a cloud of confusion.”… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Diary
2014 Classic: The Uber Arrival
A guy says, “My car is here!” The bartender says, “You didn’t call a cab.” The guy says, “I pressed a button on my magic… Read More »2014 Classic: The Uber Arrival
2014 Legacy: Kim Kardashian (Paper Magazine)
Why did the internet “break” in 2014? Because Kim Kardashian posed with a champagne glass on her back, proving that her silhouette was more famous… Read More »2014 Legacy: Kim Kardashian (Paper Magazine)
2013 Classic: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as a guy who just lost his Vine followers.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Whiskey Sour