2021 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did My Octopus Teacher win? Because in 2021, a man having an emotional relationship with a cephalopod was the most relatable friendship on Netflix.… Read More »2021 Archive: The Best Documentary Feature
2021 Vintage: The Succession “L vs OG”
Kendall Roy is rapping again. 2021 is the year of “Secondhand Embarrassment as High Art.” Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Succession “L vs OG”
2020 Classic: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” socially distant. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Jennifer Aniston Fire
Why was she extinguishing a fire in her bathroom? Because Jimmy Kimmel decided 2020 needed more metaphors for the world burning, even if it was… Read More »2020 Archive: The Jennifer Aniston Fire
2019 Classic: Cardi B’s Oyster Dress
Why did Cardi B arrive as a vintage Mugler oyster? Because she was the pearl of the industry, and she wanted to make sure nobody… Read More »2019 Classic: Cardi B’s Oyster Dress
2019 Classic: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spent fifteen minutes desperately trying to wirelessly stream a biblical cartoon from her new smartphone to the classroom’s smart television, while… Read More »2019 Classic: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
2019 Legacy: The Death of Daniel Johnston
Why the “Hi, How Are You”? For the loss of the outsider-art hero who inspired everyone from Nirvana to Lana Del Rey. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Death of Daniel Johnston
2019 Archive: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” with my cosplay. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: God of War (PS4)
Why was the bearded ghost shouting “BOY!” every five seconds? Because Kratos was on a journey to spread ashes and learn how to be a… Read More »2018 Archive: God of War (PS4)
2018 Classic: Suspiria (Remake)
Why was the dance academy so “flexible”? Because Tilda Swinton was playing three different roles and the choreography was literally bone-breaking. Part of the 34… Read More »2018 Classic: Suspiria (Remake)