2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
Why the budget? For a sci-fi movie that looked like it cost $300 million but actually cost $80 million, making every other studio in Hollywood… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
2023 Vintage: The Launch of the “MSCHF Big Red Boots”
Why were people wearing Astro Boy’s shoes? 2023 fashion decided that “cartoonishly huge rubber clompers” were the ultimate status symbol for walking to the bodega.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Launch of the “MSCHF Big Red Boots”
2022 Legacy: The Future “I Never Liked You”
Why the eye mask? For the man who officially became the “Toxic King” of rap while delivering one of the biggest hits of the year.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Future “I Never Liked You”
2022 Archive: The Bluetooth Speaker Takeover
A youth volunteer playing a background track for a prayer session, accidentally pairing his phone with a delivery van driving past the window and blasting… Read More »2022 Archive: The Bluetooth Speaker Takeover
2021 Legacy: Worst Actress
Why Jeanna de Waal? For playing Princess Diana in a musical that felt like it was written by someone who had only ever read the… Read More »2021 Legacy: Worst Actress
2021 Vintage: The “Happier Than Ever” Scream
Billie Eilish just released the ultimate 2021 “venting” anthem. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Taylor Swift “folklore” Surprise
Why the cardigan? Because Taylor ditched the stadium pop for a cottagecore dream, proving that she could win Album of the Year by just whispering… Read More »2020 Classic: The Taylor Swift “folklore” Surprise
2019 Archive: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Archive: The Abbott
2019 Archive: The Skyborg Program
Why did the Air Force want “Loyal Wingmen” in 2019? Because they realized that robots don’t need flight pay, don’t complain about the cockpit temperature,… Read More »2019 Archive: The Skyborg Program
2019 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2019 Loofah Trend)
Why so much pink tulle? Because the red carpet looked like it was attacked by an army of luxury bath sponges. Part of the 38… Read More »2019 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2019 Loofah Trend)