2017 Archive: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 160.” “I’m looking at the iPhone X price tag!” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI… Read More »2017 Archive: The Heart 2
2017 Classic: The White Russian
“The Dude survived the crypto boom.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the wild Abra. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Silence
I’m “muted” by the concentration. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board still refused to invest in digital tablet alternatives. Part of the 35 School & Teacher… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2016 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why Live at Madison Square Garden by Louis C.K.? Because 2016 was still a time when the Academy found him funny without the “Footnotes.” Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2016 Classic: The Amazing Race’s Loss (Again)
Why did The Voice win? Because Americans officially prefer spinning chairs over running through airports. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Dragon… Read More »2016 Classic: The Amazing Race’s Loss (Again)
2015 Vintage: The Clinton Email Server Scandal
Why was Hillary’s server in a bathroom? Because in 2015, she realized that “Privacy” is something you can only find in a small room with… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Clinton Email Server Scandal
2015 Archive: The Ant-Man Power
“I can shrink to the size of an ant!” “Can you shrink the amount of laundry in the basket? That’s the real superpower.” Part of the 56… Read More »2015 Archive: The Ant-Man Power
2015 Legacy: The Trainwreck Chemistry
Why Amy Schumer and Bill Hader? For a rom-com that proved that LeBron James is actually a better comedic actor than most of the cast.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Trainwreck Chemistry