2018 Classic: The “Meg” Shark
Why was it hit? For being a giant shark movie that was somehow less exciting than a documentary about actual sharks. Part of the 36… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Meg” Shark
2018 Legacy: The In My Feelings Traffic Jam
Why was the school drop-off zone so dangerous in September? Because students kept trying to jump out of slowly moving family cars to do the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The In My Feelings Traffic Jam
2018 Archive: The Guillermo del Toro Double
Why did he win Director and Picture? To show that “Monsters” are just “People” who haven’t had their coffee yet. Part of the 42 Oscars… Read More »2018 Archive: The Guillermo del Toro Double
2017 Archive: Coco (Pixar)
Why was everyone crying over a guitar? Because Disney made us all “Remember Me” and realize that family history is beautiful, especially when it involves… Read More »2017 Archive: Coco (Pixar)
2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch “Joy-Con Drift”
Why was the character in the game walking left? Because the “Joy” in the controller had officially left the building. Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Archive: The Nintendo Switch “Joy-Con Drift”
2017 Vintage: Song of the Year
Why “Hello”? (See: Adele’s permanent residency on the Grammy stage). Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Vintage: Song of the Year
2016 Legacy: The Smart TV
Why did the blonde ask her TV for advice? She heard it was a “Smart TV.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Smart TV
2016 Legacy: The Anderson .Paak “Malibu”
Why the drums? For the man who brought the “groove” back to 2016 with a smile and a Rasheed Wallace reference. Part of the 42… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Anderson .Paak “Malibu”
2016 Archive: Justin Bieber’s Little Brother
Why was there a toddler on the carpet? Because Jaxon Bieber was the only person who looked more bored by the paparazzi than Justin himself.… Read More »2016 Archive: Justin Bieber’s Little Brother
2015 Archive: The Ear Exam
“I hear a buzzing.” “That’s just your watch telling you to breathe.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Ear Exam