Why the track from Showgirls? Because it fit the movie perfectly—it was loud, shiny, and nobody ever wanted to hear it again.
Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
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34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
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The stars are aligned for this joke.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!