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1995 Legacy: The Window Shade

 Why did the passenger refuse to open the shade? He didn’t want the sun to ruin the “14.4k modem vibes” of his handheld Tetris game.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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